Dear Uterus, I try and try to give you a baby. Multiple times a month. You keep rejecting the gift. And yet you are the adastity to cause me pain every month for a week. You make my boobs sore, my emotions high, and my cramps extreme. I can't even try to give you a baby that week. This whole routen is getting old. You punish me for not giving you a baby yet you won't take it! Will you just accept my gift already! At least then the cramps, sore breasts, and emotions would be worth it! Sincerely, Uncomfortable Unpregnant Emotional Women PS, I'm gonna go cry for no reason and eat this chocolate now and wait until I can give you my gift again!