Would you rather clean up...

Assume an adult very close to you (maybe your SO, mom, grandma, you pick) has a horrible case of the flu. They've made it to the bathroom but there is no trash can. They have to make the decision to use the toilet to either vomit or poop, but neither will wait. You, being the very nice person you are, of course are going to have to clean up. So, if you had to choose, would you rather clean up vomit or poop. You can have gloves, a mask, dust pan, whatever you think will protect you best, but you have to choose the lesser of two evils basically. This is really not for any reason, just a weird question I thought up while insomnia hit!