Awkward sex stories?

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Comment please 😂😂

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Lost my virginity in a church parking lot during daylight hours. My hair was straightened I had my makeup done and looked cute as hell. We had sex, my hair was curly, had no mascara any more and I was sweaty. I put my clothes back on and my boyfriend bend me over the car and gave me birthday spankings. Got back in the car and the police showed up.... they said someone called to complain about moaning. I said "no officer we were just talking loud and laughing". He said "well if you're going to do that, do it somewhere else, I trust you though, you're clothed". 
Meanwhile I forgot to put my bra on and it was under my seat in the car. I stuffed in my purse and went into a vegan grocery stores bathroom to put it on and had an anxiety attack 😂
Still with the guy though, we laugh about it!

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This isn't as much awkward as it is.. Well funny not but scary in the moment. So a year or 2 ago, me and my now fiancé, were on the way to take me home, I believe. This was at night, like 11 maybe. We were both in the mood, so we pulled over onto those side road and we got in the back of the car, did our business and was in the front seats getting clothes back on, he was dressed I was in the process of buttoning my pants and putting on my boots to tie them when a bright light is shining at the car I go "babe that's a cop, ok, I'm like 17 and he's like 19, my hearts racing, he's like no it's not. Well, it was. needless to say he thought he was going to jail and going to lose his job,  I had to call my parents. Luckily my dad answered and told him I needed him to get me (that was what was awkward). Went home, my fiance came over and we talked. My mom still doesn't know til this day.