14dpo I needed this! 😼👿Rant Poetry
$.88 test is a bust
Feeling moody as fuck
Were two pizzas a must?
half asleep phone in hand
On these boards all the time
Rating stranger's discharge for resemblance like mine
14dpo, what the fuck does that mean?
Means I've turned into a POAS bitch machine
"oohh" left ovary whines of dark bloody days ahead
Thanks lefty, but fuck a tampon
Guess you're stuck bleeding in bed
I'm ready for my baby, I have a great Name!
No Negatrons, no Spamanthas (are these chicks fucking insane??!)
Well the sun is up now so time for the rat race
One more pee on a stick?
Duh. Just in case.