So I lost my ID card for like 15 mins this morning. Then I found it in my bra. Lost my keys too...they were in my hand.

Pretty sure I was supposed to go to training at work today. Pretty sure I forgot until now.

I need to walk around with "caution" tape wrapped around me and stay away from everyone. I'm a hollow body with no mental functioning whatsoever. It would be frustrating if I wasn't too tired to care. I'm completely useless except to serve as a host for my baby parasite to feed off of. Anyone else lost their damn mind?