College tinder bio advice?

Hi, I'm a freshman in college and I need help writing my tinder bio. Can you guys give me some advice?

Basically all I have rn is my college and grad year but I want to add that I only want college guys bc I'm 18 and high school boys sometimes show up.

I also wanted to add something witty about how I have chronic insomnia so I'm up most of the night so I'm usually sleep deprived (and therefore clumsy, forgetful, seem high, etc). I want it to be a witty one liner but I can't think of a good way to phrase it.

I just want my bio to be quick and witty and not seem like I'm trying too hard.

Any advice/ideas for things to add to my bio?