I can’t be the only one

Does anyone else ever just have an itchy vajayjay? No infection. There’s no discharge, nothing else going on. The bitch just itches. And oh, for the LOVE OF GOD do not scratch because then all hell fire and fury of Satan will be unleashed on your lady bits! You’ll never stop scratching! Until the day you die you’ll still be scratching. Forever. Scratching. AHHHHH!!!