Top 10 ways you could be pregnant:

1. You had unprotected sex but he pulled out

2. You had unprotected sex during your period

3. You had unprotected anal sex

4. He wore a condom but took it off and kept having sex

5. You had unprotected sex but he swore he didn't cum

6. You had unprotected sex and it's Tuesday

7. You had unprotected sex but you peed right after

8. You had unprotected sex but you told him to stop

9. You gave him a blowjob and then he put his dick inside you

10. You had unprotected sex but you have before and nothing happened

Top 10 things that don't get you pregnant:

1. You gave him a blowjob

2. You dry humped with your clothes on

3. You had sex with another girl

4. He got a boner in math class

5. You masterbated

6. He masterbated two days ago and then fingered you today

7. You held hands

8. You drank from the same straw

9. You had a dream about carrying his baby

10. A stork.