Pulled pork, and pregnant wife

So making pulled pork today for football. And my wife has been so moody, and I thought I’d joke around since she is pregnant. And try to get her to laugh for once.

So she came in going what you making today. Because I’m starving. So I turned around with my thing out, and told her you’re gonna get some of this puled pork meat sandwich. And she laughed really hard about it. And then switched to an angry woman and had a fork in one hand and my thing in the other and says joke again and I will put this for in your dick and cut it off and cook it to make you eat it.

I was super scared that fork was close to my thing. Is the mood swings really that scary?! Omg I never seen a demon like that..