Do men think before they speak?

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Him: Hey we should hang out and get some coffee

Me: yeah sure

Him: what are you up to?

Me: just laying down because I aggravated my back

Him: you need a massage, hint hint

Me: nah I’m good

Him: I mean, we should just try having sex, to see if we’re compatible

Do I have a stupid sign on my forehead?