Brushing teeth fiasco

We were brushing our teeth last night. I walk out of the bathroom to go turn everything off and lock up. When I came back, my SO was setting a rag that was on the back of the toilet back down. I said "please don't tell me you used that to wipe off your face." The look on his face said he did.

Me- "did you not smell the cleaner?!

Him- "No! What was it used for?!"

Me- "I used that to clean the toilet! Why didn't you use the towel hanging next to the sink MEANT FOR WIPING YOUR FACE?!"

I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed so hard, I accidentally swallowed toothpaste 😂😂😂