So, ive posted this a few places, but at this point i assume its buried lol.

Ive been having a growing list of symptoms since last monday-ish and today...holy crap lol.

Things this week started out like

I was having some discharge thats milky white and lotiony...kinda felt off...some of it typical post ovulation symptoms some of it “meh, imma keep note of this” one of which was a slight pain about two inches below and to the left of my belly button.

Tuesday im going..hmmm its been 8 dpo...maybe i should test...but i dont want to spend a ton on tests..so ill go get a cheap dollar one. So im waiting....

And waiting... and the test gives me an evap line...#seriously???

So i count my losses, suck it ip, and say well...these symptoms are persisting...

Skip to yesterday...Friday...11 DPO... and im going... SURELY if this is true...a faint line will show up... surely??

Nother dag on evap line from a First Response....

By this time...im all

Mixed with

With a side of

So. Today is Saturday...smidge of TMI inc... but first im cleaning up the kitchen... and it hits me...the

I was so out of breath...like i worked for 10 minutes and im all, “i gotta sit down..”

After that, i head off to the bathtoom cuz i thought AF was all

Turns out it was gobs of discharge...white..lotiony...discharge...

So i clean up, and proceed to get the kids ready for bed. All systems a go..9pm all 3 out like a light...when all a sudden... i could feel a shift in the force...from halfway across the house i notice my husband...with...that look....

Y’all know what look im talkin bout...

So i figure why not...if im not PG then maybe it wil jump start my period....

So, smidge more TMI...

I take my shirt n bra off...and my boobs are like...

Cuz yeah they grew an inch in one day...and my poor husband... tried to feel and im over here like...

So, i start to take inventory...normally by this point...all ovulation and or pms symptoms diminish..not get worse.

I go to the bathroom with the idea of taking a first response rapid result...when i open the cabinet i find it dismantled...probably one of my kids...i have two that are inquisitive and take things apart... so by now im...

and i gotta wait till the morning when i can run to the store and grab a digital.

Cuz im seriously feeling

Wish me luck :)

Update 1:

Yeah Im numbering them at this point because my body is a PITA about being definitive.

This morning, i woke up with excessive thirst and nausea. My cheeks and breasts are HOT. These are a BIG indicator for me. So,

either my body has literally flipped out on me, or my hormone levels are building. History says (three kids) that my HcG levels build up enough within a day or so of AF due.

I took a test this morning, and i saw the most interesting thing..this is sorta beside the point..but...as my urine went over the strip i saw a flash of color...I’ve never seen that happen...ever. After a few minutes i swear i saw a faint pink line...but i couldn’t get my camera to focus on the strip. I tried using my ring, but the sucker was so faint....but i devised an idea lol. Ill use my phones flash bulb...and use my flashlight app to shine it from the back to take a picture....and grab my husbands phone...

So im trying to finagle this picture with only two hands and three objects...all for the sale of science....and of course my 4 person following. My husband, alerted to the fact its 5am and im not in bed...comes waltzing in like...

And asks me... what on earth are you doing? To which i reply...

and he laughed at me, until i showed him the test...and he was all....

and then after he finished celebrating..he was like...now seriously...why are you doing “science” on this thing??

So i can prove to random ppl on the interwebs that our

baby exists?

So i enlist his help...and he drops his phone and busted the screen... so by this point...given the history... im all

Well played life..well played.

Ill come back and post a pic in a couple days when the line is sure to show up darker on the test.

Until then...

Ya’ll check this out.... confirmation right there...

This morning i took a FRER again. It flashed a THICK white/pink visible line, then it faded. Yesterday it flashed a paper thin visible line. Today, i can see a faint line. But...check out the photo...its more important than anything...

#itsarainbow. Also, help me tweak this baby and see if you can see anything.

Ok i couldnt help it. Mom gave me a clear blue the other day.