Pure app

So I matched with a guy on the new pure hookup app, and he smells like old pizza, his dick is maybe 3 inches HARD, he has onion breath, and he used my restroom 3 times, and the last time he made me aware that he had to shit (he's shitting in my restroom as I type this). As I'm getting dressed, he tells me he has a foot fetish. It was both of our first stranger hookups and he gave good head for maybe 10 minutes after he figured out where my clit was. Then he stood up and couldn't get the condom on. He finally got it to stay and tried to stick it in, and he couldn't get lil Richard to stand up so he was like "hey?" "this is weird, right?" So I just got dressed.

He should've walked out of here, ashamed with this pants around his ankle.

....BOOOOOIIIIIII. Don't do it ladies.

**UPDATE**

He keeps texting me because apparently I started laughing when he was using his fingers to find his dick to the hole. Okay, his pudes swallowed his dick. and HE WASNT CIRCUMCISED. I'm not trying to call this guy out but COME ON