This was hilarious and soooo random

I just randomly heard this from the other room

My brother: when I have my own house I'm gonna have strict rules and you're gonna have to take your shoes off at the door!

Mom: after everything y'all have done to my house if you tell me to take my shoes off at the door I'm gonna pull my pants down and rub my butt all over your carpet!

Brother: well then I will put plastic covering all over my house when I know you're coming over!

OH MY GOSH IM DYING

He's 8