7ish years ago he had to be sedated for surgery and came home still sleepy. I don't remember how we got to the conversation, but I ended up convincing him we had a threesom with a nurse and he likes buttplay (this was before he knew he liked it and was grossed out by it). He could barely talk but was completely distraught. He was asking "what?" and saying he's sorry. Then we started talking about paper towels for some reason. He woke up hours later and just layed there, then suddenly rolls over and says "you ass" lmao.