So I guess I lost my v-card

I just feel the need to tell someone because currently I don't have anyone that I'd like to share the details with.. it didn't go at all like what I expected. We were both tipsy, I couldn't get wet, he couldn't get it up.. honestly, it was quite hilarious but it hurt me like a motherfucker, it was extremely painful and I bled all over everything, also I'm pretty sure someone saw us. Any tips to make next time better?