I need some awful military pick up lines

My boyfriends in the navy coming back from underway, id like to pick him up & tease him with some awful pick up lines. So far I only have: Uncle Sams not the only one who wants you 😉. Id like to make him laugh any crappy pick up lines would do really! thankyou!!

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