Let me tell you a story about an idiot

Let’s start off by saying this idiot is myself 🙋🏼And I’m not ashamed to say it. Because I deserve it. Honestly. I can’t even blame pregnancy brain on this one.. 🤦🏼‍♀️this was just a plain NO-NO.

So..

I’m cooking dinner. Chicken and rice to be exact 🍲 I start chopping a hot pepper. a R E A L L Y hot pepper 🌶...

The pepper immediately makes me need to 🤧

I can’t hold it 🙅🏼not possible, nope isn’t happening..

I peed. Or maybe broke my water. I’m due in 4 days so it could be either.. 👈🏼👉🏼 I still am not sure 🤷🏼‍♀️

Anyhoo..

I run to the 🚽 because it was a lot. A big gush (never happened to me before). I use the restroom. Then I shower.

I shower.

With my hands ✋🏼🤚🏼

That still have 🌶🌶🌶 allllll over them..

😬😵 🔥☄️⚡️😭😱

I sat my arse in the shower for a good half hour with the shower head to my ladybits trying to take away the pain.