What is the funniest thing your kid has ever said to you?

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I'll tell you a couple of mine. I was flipping through the channels and came across a caterpillar,  I said "eeeww" and changed the channel,  my 2 year old then said "bye bye eeeww" 😂😂 and just yesterday, it was very cloudy and rainy and my now 3 year old says "mommy the sun's not working,  tell daddy to fix it!" I thought that was hilarious! 😂😁 Ok share yours 😊

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A couple weeks ago we went to family night at my son's school. And we were all making puppets of frogs to go along with the song "5 little speckled frogs sitting on a speckled log" My 4yr old (who is unfamiliar with this song) was announcing each piece as he glued it. "Eyes, tongue, legs," I decided to snap a picture, and the teacher walked over right at the exact moment when he grabbed the speckled log....but not knowing what it was, loudly announced, "AND THE PEE PEE" and positioned it rightly so.

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Not my daughter bc she says things so often I'm always in total shock lol! But once I had one of those belts that go on your waist on top of the shirt (it was big and gold) and my niece tells me "whoa titi I love your belt! Did you win the fight!?" Lmfao I guess it wasn't my finest fashion moment 😔😂

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My 4 year old looked at me and my husband at dinner one night and as seriously as can be says "I had a dream where Tiger woods ate my eyeballs".  We don't watch golf...I have no idea where it came from!

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I was getting my 3yr old son out of the bath, and drying him off, and he pointed to his chest and asked me what is that, and I said skin, and he said you have a lot of skin momma (talking about my boobs) LOL 😂😂😂 I love that kid ☺️

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We were in Target last night and I told my son I couldn't walk as fast as him because his sister wasn't being too nice to me. As loud as he could he asked, "Is she stomping on your vagina again???". Apparently, he overheard the conversation between his Dad and I the other night. We definitely got some looks and all I could do was laugh. :)

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My 5 year old dd tells me "kids are hard huh mommy; but you're doing the best you can" almost every time I get frustrated with her lol

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Somebody who lived down the road road from me had a beautiful black n white Siberian husky that wandered up to our yard. My kids were outside when he showed up. Then came running in the kitchen screaming "MAMA!! There's a WEREWOLF outside!!!"

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My 2 year old son is learning his body parts.. I was teaching him 'belly' and he says it like 'baby'. My husband came home from work and Oliver came up to me, pointed at my belly and said 'baby!'. 😂 my husband almost fell out of his chair.

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When my son was three his sister was a few months old and I openly breastfed around the house. He never really paid much attention until one day he looks at me and said "Mommy you're like a milk cow!" Not the most flattering analogy but pretty accurate. Lol

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"Mummy, Day gets to put his willy (penis) in a willy case." she was talking about his foreskin!

What is the funniest thing your kid has ever said to you?

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