So I went to my fwb's house last night because I had stopped bleeding and wanted sex. We smoked some pot, watched Bob's Burgers, and had sex.

Then we went to sleep at 4am. I woke up early as all hell. 8am. Ugh. I was exhausted so I tried to go back to sleep. I sneezed, and I felt something come out. I got up to go to the bathroom because I thought maybe it was his cum from a few hours before. I got up and went to the bathroom only to realize my thighs were covered in blood. Fuck. So I cleaned up and grabbed my cup from my purse then went back to bed. I got in there and the bed hog had rolled to the middle of the bed. I shoved him over and checked the sheets.

I got zero blood on the sheets! Fuck yeah. So I crawl back into bed, steal back some of the blankets because he had stolen those too, and he grabs me by the waist and yanks me to his chest. He nuzzles into my hair so sweetly and kisses my neck aaaand starts snoring. Sounds like a goddamn garbage disposal.

(looked up snoring gifs and found this one and it actually kind looks like him so I'm using this 😂). So I guess no more sleep for me. I laid there for a couple more hours with him hugging me to his chest and snoring in my ear before he woke up. Now I'm back home, exhausted, and ready for a nap.