Passive aggressive gift ideas for monster-in-law?

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My MIL called me a whore yesterday then said I’m lying about being pregnant. There’s plenty more, but you get the gist of it.
Any and all gift suggestions appreciated :)

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You get her nothing at all.

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Lol wrap her up a pregnancy test and onesie.

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Get her a coffee mug that says Grandma. 🐸☕️

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How about you just don't get her anything. Psycho bitches like that don't get Christmas.

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If you feel like you MUST get her something, get her something nice. Don't stoop to her level; she wins that way. The second she knows she got to you, she has all the power. Be gracious to her when you have to be around her and just stay the fuck away from her the rest of the time. Man, kill that bitch with kindness. It will drive her up a WALL if you don't let her bs get to you. But honestly, if she's this horrid, why doesn't your husband put an end to it? If my MIL called me a whore I'd never be around her or let her in my home, and she'd never see my baby until a sincere apology was given.

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How about a basic gift like a tea sampler set or something with no passive aggressiveness? Then you don't stoop down to her really gross level. Although personally if my MIL called me a whore she would get a Christmas card and nothing else. Let husband do shopping for HIS mother. 😑

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Don't get her shit. Lol. I don't get my MIL anything and she is a nasty thing too. Always rude to me. Tell your husband if he would like to his mom something then go for it but don't put your name on it.

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Get this printed on a canvas.

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Give her the condom you guys didn't use to get pregnant

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I would get her an "old lady" gift you know what I mean the kind of thing you'd get your grandma

Passive aggressive gift ideas for monster-in-law?

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