He bent me like a ...

Daniela

I told my hubby the other day that I wished we tried some new stuff in bed. I knew he heard me but it kinda seemed like he brushed it off like

But tonight I’m on the couch just dicking around on my phone and he comes out of his office like

And I’m like

So he’s like “I found some new moves... if you wanna try?”

And so then I’m like

So we go to the bedroom and we start kissing like

And then he flips me over and does something that feels like

But THEN he flips me around like a fucking

And before you know it I

For anyone interested, here is where he found it: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/a26951/the-linguini-sex-position/

I died when he told me he found it on “cosmos”