Ever vomit so hard your nose bleeds?!

Mandy

Dear morning sickness,

I’d like to personally thank you for my unforgettable experience this morning at 6:35 am. I was so shocked to learn that yes, it is in fact possible to expel your guts with such force through your face that you can cause a cascading burst of capillaries in your nose! The addition of the rouge colour really complemented the bile in a fashion I had never considered before. It was a real eye opener!

Sincerely,

The woman currently dying in bed with tissues plugging her nostrils.

Alright, darling baby.... you win this round.

I still love you.