Ever vomit so hard your nose bleeds?!
Dear morning sickness,
I’d like to personally thank you for my unforgettable experience this morning at 6:35 am. I was so shocked to learn that yes, it is in fact possible to expel your guts with such force through your face that you can cause a cascading burst of capillaries in your nose! The addition of the rouge colour really complemented the bile in a fashion I had never considered before. It was a real eye opener!
Sincerely,
The woman currently dying in bed with tissues plugging her nostrils.

Alright, darling baby.... you win this round.
I still love you.
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