I broke the toilet...😭😭😭 TMI...

So in some stranger news, we got back home yesterday from out Thanksgiving festivities. I didn't realize I hadn't been able to go...I'm about 7 dpo and pretty regular on that end. I hustled into the bathroom to go and it was like I was pushing to give birth to this massive turd. Finally I get it out and flush (I didn't overuse the TP). My toilet backs up. I still can't get it unclogged. I put some Green Goblin in it tonight...(not a Turd, an actual product - environmentally safe). I've been experiencing some twingy cramps, sore boobs, feeling sick (like a cold), lots of creamy stretchy discharge, lower back pain, and a bit moody, and then this - constipation. What the hell? Has anyone gotten a BFP after experiencing this kind of constipation? Ugh, it was horrible and now it's taunting me!!! AF is supposed to be due 12/2 also.