I’m at Costco with my baby girl, Arya, and a woman walks up to me and asks whose baby am I holding. I look at her confused as hell. I said ummm this is my baby and she decides she wants to quiz me on the origins of MY baby. So my husband comes up to us and I say see, he’s Vietnamese and I’m black. She’s a blasian baby. This bitch looks at me dead in the face and says “weird”. Seriously, I almost punched her in the goddamn face! What the hell? Was I wrong to get upset? We had to leave immediately or I would have ended up in jail. Dafuq?!

We aren’t twins, but damn, is it that hard to believe I’m her momma?