Bidding starts now!!

Husband for sale!

He snores a lot.

Puts barbecue sauce on everything. EVERYTHING!

Randomly stares at people just to see their reaction.

Turns the lights off while you’re showering.

Flushes the toilet while you’re showering.

Turns your water to cold or just turns it off while you’re showering.

Works 14 hour shifts so you hardly have to see him.

Doesn’t expect anything in return for the things he does.

He has a potty mouth.

He poops too much and like to crop dust people.

I promise if you buy him he will not love you like he loves me!

Bidding starts off at 1¢ 😁