Wearing a thong to be sexy and then 💩 right before sex!!!

Am I the only one who is afraid of wearing thongs after I poop? My reason being that when we 💩 and we go to wipe we try so hard to make sure we get everything but sometimes we might miss like a little spot of poop and then when we pull our thong up and it goes up our ass crack it finds that 💩 then we have 💩 on our underwear. Then we are trying to be sexy for our babe to get lucky and all you can think about is “Is he gonna find the 💩 on my underwear?” “Do I even have 💩 on my underwear?” “Why am I thinking about 💩?” Am I strange for thinking this?