Wearing a thong to be sexy and then πŸ’© right before sex!!!

Am I the only one who is afraid of wearing thongs after I poop? My reason being that when we πŸ’© and we go to wipe we try so hard to make sure we get everything but sometimes we might miss like a little spot of poop and then when we pull our thong up and it goes up our ass crack it finds that πŸ’© then we have πŸ’© on our underwear. Then we are trying to be sexy for our babe to get lucky and all you can think about is β€œIs he gonna find the πŸ’© on my underwear?” β€œDo I even have πŸ’© on my underwear?” β€œWhy am I thinking about πŸ’©?” Am I strange for thinking this?