I swear sometimes my husband reads my mind. Everytime I plan a colon cleanse this little butthole decides to get me breakfast and me being happy that im getting to spend time with him doesn't do the colon cleanse cuz who wants to spend the whole day in the bathroom on the only day their husband has off. but come on now I've been constipated for two freaking weeks! I literally have like 3 lbs of shit in my colon. and it's driving me crazy. on top of that I have ibs with chronic constipation and I'm completely out of my stool softeners or laxatives and all I have is the Epsom salt which I use for my colon cleanse. he wasn't even supposed to have today off! blahhhhhh I just want to poop.