Masturbation FAIL ((story time))

Okay I’m going to share a story of something that just happened in the hope someone can get a laugh from my frustration.

My husband has been away for a month and won’t be home for another 3 weeks! I have never been able to orgasm alone, so I honestly never bother.

But today I was all like alright let’s give this ago! Jump in the shower and get stuff going.....

Oh wow, GIIIRL THIS IS GOOD

I start to feel it coming and my breathing gets ALOT harder....

When all of a sudden

I inhale WATER and I literally start choking...

Now I’ve lost that climax.

Ugh so frustrating!!

So I get out of the shower in a huff..... whatever I’ll just make dinner. Food makes everything better right.

Pull out the frozen peas...

And THEY. 👏🏼 SPILL 👏🏼 EVERYWHERE 👏🏼

Peas all over my fucking kitchen floor.

So I’m sitting here SULKING because I’m sexually frustrated and there’s peas all over my kitchen floor..