Your feet stink, your skin is oily, you're too picky, you won't eat half the things I make for you, you have terrible dragon breath in the mornings, your hair is constantly sticking up and out and all over the place.

But my dearest Darling,

I would never want to be without you ever again. I would miss every single bit of you, even the things I just mentioned. All the gross, nasty things. I would miss them all. ❤

I would miss washing your hair with the shower door open and you laying on the floor with your head inside so you wouldn't have to be uncomfortable and be in the shower with me,

I would miss giggling while I roll down the window because you took off your shoes after work,

I would miss putting myself in an imaginary gas mask just so I can look at your sweet, perfect, sleeping face on the pillow next to me,

I couldn't be without you. You truly are my very favorite thing, You're absolutely disgusting (😷😈😱) and I hope you know that. ❤

Sincerely,

World's loudest burper and farter. 😇😇😇😇