What the effff

Ma

So my tests have been negative, but I’m bloated, hurting in my left side and left pelvic side. Boobs are swollen and veiny and dark. I have to pee a lot, can’t hold ANYTHING down without the thought of puking it. Having cravings and I feel HEAVY in my stomach and I’m weak and have a migraine. I don’t understand why my tests are all negatives when I’m having every symptom and I’ve never had these with AF. Wtf