So my period was supposed to start 4 days ago and every time I test (10 times obviously) I get a B F N!!

And my boobs are humongo (at least for me anyway) hey be grown a whole cup size!

And I’ve cried every day a lot (the grinch movie, trolls, supernatural, that time my dog looked at me, my husband did laundry, kids singing in the church choir had me bawling, my husband laughing at me cause I’m crying at the kids in the choir, etc) like ugly face crying too

And I can smell EVERYTHING it’s literally a curse

My normal period begins with me becoming hostile towards my husband

And then my back hurts so my poor mistreated hubby has to give me back rubs and foot rubs and bring me chocolate and tell me I’m pretty while I yell at him for not doing it right

That is the stinkin cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Then ungodly cramps, general bloatyness, then I always know it’s officially started because I suddenly have to poop aside from my regular pooping times (don’t lie I know you have regular pooping times)

But here I am.. 4 days late, peeing every 30 minutes, crampless, crying, treating my husband perfectly humane, and completely regular.... and no BFP. What would you do?