Kids say the damndest things 😂

My daughter was asking me if babies could go in the toilet and I explained no that it was very dangerous and something bad could happen etc she then proceeded to tell me tonight (she will be 4 next month) that I didn’t have anymore babies (I had a tubal almost 3 years ago) because I flushed them down the toilet when I peed 😂😂😂

What things have your kiddos said???

Edit: my oldest is 9 now and I swear I’ll never forget this 😂😂😂 my brother Jason passed away 6 years ago and about 7 years ago my son was OBSESSED with trucks/tractors/equipment and his uncle Jason lol. Well he’d call bobcats ball sacks and then my brother dipped well one day he asked my mom “Maw Maw why does J put dick in his mouth”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Needless to say we thoroughly worked on pronunciation and speech prior to preschool