Leftovers Nightmare


(TMI) I had some leftover from Christmas <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">Eve</a> last night and now I'm dying from cramps and my stool is green. It's almost noon and I haven't been able to eat or drink anything because I can't leave this toilet and if I do, I have to lay down because the cramps are too strong. Any suggestions on what to do?