Story of my life😭

Long story short I'm clumsy, it snowed where I live( it doesn't do that ever), my dad has been complaining about no snowman ⛄️ in the yard, my husband and I went to do it and well... I busted my ass going down the stairs, hubby picked me up brought me inside got me soaking in a hot bath, needless to say still no snowman ⛄️ and now I won't be getting any( can't be on top or bottom due to my butt) or any sleep tonight😭😭. Suppose it's a good thing I'm not ovulating 😂. Guess I just needed to tell someone about this😂😭