Losing the plot!

I’m between 5-7 dpo and slowly going crazy symptom spotting. I’m soo gassy and crampy which is unusual for me but I dunno, have I just eaten something dodgy? Is this actually usual for me but Iv just never noticed before? Is there a tiny little egg implanting in my uterine lining?! Who knows! 🤷🏼‍♀️ Certainly not me 😂 feel suspicious of my own body it’s freaking me out!

This is the first cycle Iv felt this way, tell me I’m not alone!

Going to test tomorrow just for the shits and giggles, fully expecting a BFN but I need to release a bit of tension and I love to piss on a stick 😂🙈

UPDATE last night after posting this I dreamt I got a VF BFP! Went to test this morning and nah, BFN but my eyes are playing tricks and I thought I saw a suuuuuuuper faint line but who knows. I wear glasses so my eyes have been proven unreliable 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️