VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE

koah

so this morning i woke up and got out of bed. i felt something running down my leg. i look down and all i see is a fast pace river of period blood. you see, i got commando at night to let everything breath, and i looked over at my bed to see a crime scene. and when i looked back at my feet, there was a pool, so i ran into the bathroom and saw BOTH OF MY LEGS WERE COVERED IN BLOOD. now there is a blood trail & pool leading to my bathroom. i have to go clean that, THEN GET IN THE FREAKING SHOWER. i wasnt supposed to start until next week, or obviously i would've been prepared. SCREW MENSTRATION