Have you ever heard your parents having sex?

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I dislike it when I hear my parents having sex, but at least I know they love eachother. Unlike half of my friends parents who are divorced and don't understand my problems.

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I used to live on a houseboat. let your imagination take it the rest of the way because you're probably right. yes, the boat literally rocked.

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I was 5, about to turn six in a couple of weeks. My parents would lock their door while “doing the nasty” 😭 and this one time, I was going to ask my mom if I could get a snack from the pantry. Their door was locked but they left the keys, literally, inside of the closed door. So my dumb ass, being 5 of course, turns the key thinking they left it in there for me if I needed to ask a question. Long story short, I opened the door to see my mom on top of my dad, butt naked with her boobs in his face and them turning around looking and me. My mom just froze and I was so disgusted lmao. My mom and dad started laughing and I did too cuz I’ve always just laughed out the weirdness😂😂 It was just “fabulous” 😭😂

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I was in 3rd grade and woke up multiple nights in a row to what I though was just an awful noise. One night I got the nerve to go find out what it was so being me, I crawl out of my bed and onto the floor. Continue to crawl down the hallway until I got to the open door of my parents room and I stood up o the opening and asked my mom very loudly if she was okay. My sisters dad then rolls off quickly and covers both of them. She yelled at me to go back to bed and a few mins later I hear the bedroom door shut. I never figured out what was going on until I got older it’s still funny to me because I still have  never heard anyone moan like that before.

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I was in the kitchen making waffles :/

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Yes but it is not my parents but my bff parents!We where 9years old and I was sleeping at her house and when We got to bed We heard them having SEX and me and my BFF was like WTF Wath are they doing and me a my BFF go see in There room and we saw them NACKED and they where having SEX!!

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Three times a week for two years straight,,, right IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME,

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Hot and tired from a long day of 7th grade (Currently 10th) I walk up to the back door which is locked, so i bang on it for about 10 mins...(No pun intended) & Then i go to the front door which is unlocked. I go upstairs and think theres  WW2 going on in my parents room. TURNS OUT THEY WERE DOING IT😂😂😂

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My bff when I was probably 12 spent the night and we were laying on the floor in the living room at night watching tv and we keep hearing this slapping noise really loud so we both investigate to my parents door and I didn’t understand what sex was really then but my friend did and told me my mom was getting spanked 😂I didn’t understand though at the time what the hell that was I thought she got in trouble haha

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I had to sleep in the living room because my grandma and my aunt came from Mexico and they always sleep in my room. So my parents room is the closest to the living room and all I heard was the bed. Then my mom came out to go the kitchen to get a yogurt and all I see is her hair messy. It was in a pony tail couple minutes ago....

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My parents did a a lot when I was younger and I would thought full water bottles at my wall to wake up my younger brother so they would stop