How tf do you give a cat a bath


So I busted eggs today

NO they were not the incubating chicken eggs I have. They were the eggs from the store. I went and bought eggs and butter and dropped the damn eggs. Because that's just my life. Cosmic joke from the universe.

I don't even know what happened. I slipped and dropped them.

My cat was like "HELL YA LETS MAKE A MESS" and got all in it. Now he has sticky egg gunk on him and.. he's a grown ass cat. I gave him baths as a kitten but now?

If I dare try to make him do something he doesn't want to do...I'm gonna get CUT. He has some sharp ass claws.

How do I get it off of him? He managed to lick most off but some is under his neck.