when will I be sexy y’all

Farih • 18 / scorpio / pan / very lame

I usually NEVER get embarrassed buuuuuut today really took the cake. So i’m at my bf’s house having a good ol time and he gets out of the shower, grabs me, and starts grinding against my butt

so i’m HAPPY I am CONTENT and then he yanks my leggings down and starts grinding again, slapping my ass, the whole 9 yards and i’m standing there all happy that I was wearing a red thong today 🙌🏾

but then he stopped and just kinda starting playing with my underwear and backed away from me???? so I ask him what’s up and he says to me, “ um, I don’t know how to explain this, but your underwear is sideways” and i’m really not understanding what he’s talking about until he’s like “yeah your legs are supposed to go through this part and the part that goes on your vagina is on your side” 😭😭😭 I was just staring at the wall like

I LITERALLY PUT MY UNDERWEAR ON WRONG

Thongs: 1

Me: 0