Why are you like this?

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LOOK AT HIM. He's soooo cute. He looks majestic AF here 😂 this is his tired face. I swear he's the most beautiful cat I've ever seen lmao *bias

But I'm gonna tell you how he chooses to wake me up every single day.

by CHEWING ON MY HAIR.

And licking my blankets to the point that it sounds disgusting 😂 I swear to god he has soaked a blanket in drool before and is the reason I wash them so much. It's so gross.

But it's like "girl wake up. You look like a snack. I don't mean cute, you ugly. I mean like, can I eat your hair? What about these blankets. I think they might taste good"

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS? 😂 is everyone's cat like this? I love him though so chill

This is the first time ive ever had cats in my life because I was allergic to them growing up so if this is a stupid question I'm sorry lol