when you wake up horny
last night i woke up and was like hmm im in the mood
so i look at my husband who is asleep bed
and i go to reach over to go start "playing with him" and as i lift the blanket he lets out this loud fart
and omg it smells so bad like rotten eggs and death
i start chocking on it and rolls over, like yep not in the mood any more
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