when you wake up horny

lisa • Mom of 1 girl👧, 3 boys👦🧒🧒, twin 👧🧒( born 2/4/20) and one in heaven 👼 #nosanityleft

last night i woke up and was like hmm im in the mood

so i look at my husband who is asleep bed

and i go to reach over to go start "playing with him" and as i lift the blanket he lets out this loud fart

and omg it smells so bad like rotten eggs and death

i start chocking on it and rolls over, like yep not in the mood any more