My secret weapon

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First off, I never win arguments so this is even more entertaining to me.

This morning I woke up bleeding so naturally I'm like

And I'm bitchy all morning. I'm nagging everyone and I'm even annoying myself. I told my husband to get off the bed so I can put the corner back on (because he sleeps like an animal and rips the sheets off) and I say something else that throws him into a fit of anger and he walks out the door. I got ready for work and he comes back in after I'm dressed. Now this is where it gets really interesting!

He sees my butt in the jeans I have on (cause I'm bent over putting the sheet back on the bed) and he's like

And HE APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A DICK!

Girls I think I'm on to something here...