Phantom symptoms

Anyone else feel like the minute ovulation ends they start having those symptoms you’ve read about 1000 times — the ones that indicate early you’re pregnant? I swear it’s so maddening.. I want to be pregnant and every month I try I feel some sort of symptom, or multiple like 24 hrs after conception up to when AF inevitably comes. GRR! I’m certainly not saying that there aren’t people out there that feel pregnant right away, bc I know there is.. but I am one of the many hopefuls whose body tricks them all the way up to AF knocking on the door and buying way too many early tests that say negative. I’m not trying to be a downer haha! I’m just one of many frustrated girls out there hoping each month for a plus sign. Month 5 of trying, which isn’t a lot but the wait in between each try gets longer every time. So far 4 DPO and I have heavy, mildly painful boobs and a bit of nausea today. Ah wish me luck ❤️