What the actual hell is going on with my boobs, possibly?

I O'd the 19th. The side of my boobs hurt, which is apparently good. However the front is tender, where a bra's underwire would sit, which Dr Google says is not so good. Completely dry downstairs. Moody as and feel like a paranoid little idiot for even asking. Could I be in with a chance at all, or should I just not pass go, not collect $200 and head to the doc for help?