You're sitting next to your so and your phone goes off and you ask him to read it to you and it's this

He read the first message from her before I responded with that. She really did save all her pooping for her mom. He looked at it and started laughing

And said "someone you know has finally pooped?"

And I'm like "uhhhhh ok" and he hands my phone over and just leans back laughing. He's like "why is someone informing you of someone else's poop" totally forgets that I care for infants all day long. Or doesn't realize that I talk to parents outside of work.

It's a mom of a daycare baby that hasn't pooped in a bit. It's good news lol

However my so is acting like a second grader "I'm gonna let you know when I poop now"