F you Hormones

Okay okay okay. Maybe it’s not the hormones. Maybe it is.

So I’m pregnant with our 3rd baby. My husband ANNOYS MY SOUL. He always has something to say or roll his eyes about. I’m a stay at home mom, so I handle all of the household duties. Paying bills, cooking, errands, lunches, dinners, grocery shopping, cleaning.

Well. I needed to go grocery shopping and he offered to come. Okay, that’s fine. Last week my husband went to the grocery store alone and found it fitting to buy 70 eggs because “tHeY WeRe OnLy TwO dOlLaRs, ThAtS a StEaL.” Well. He left them out and I don’t know about you guys, but after something has been refrigerated you don’t leave it on the damn counter over night. Anyways we’re at the grocery store.

I say “we need eggs.” Keep in mind he already pisses me off by me just looking at him since we found out I’m pregnant. HE SUCKS HIS TEETH AND ROLLS HIS EYES “I told you we had fucking eggs.” Knowing damn well I threw those stank ass eggs away.

I was pushing the cart with our 2 kids, let go of the handle and just walked away. I CANNOT. HE WANTS TO EAT NASTY EGGS. GROCERY SHOPPING IS MY 👏 THING 👏 LET ME DO MY 👏 THING 👏 SIR! Oh my god I swear if I was a man he would make my balls itch 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m still pissed. I didn’t even get to finish my grocery shopping. Must he act like he knows what he’s doing in my kitchen? Or what I need in my kitchen 🤦🏻‍♀️. I’m going when his ass leaves to go to work today.