Ok, when my sister and I were little, we had these really obnoxious next door neighbors who liked to throw loud parties at like, 2 in the morning. So, we decided to get revenge. And thus, The United States Poostal Service was born. We eventually got caught, but this is how it worked.

Whenever we were out walking our dog together, and he pooped, we’d collect it in a plastic bag. Then, we would place the bag in our neighbor’s mailbox. I live in Oklahoma, and it sometimes gets super hot, even in January. On your typical day, the poop would end up melting all over our neighbor’s mail. Hence the name The United States Poostal Service.