Don’t you hate when you get out of hot relaxing shower and all of a sudden your stomach wants to explode?

I mean I just used my favorite bath soap. I deep cleaned every nook and cranny. And now I’m sitting on the toilet damp, irritated and in pain.

I spent 20 mins putting away dinner, and my stomach was fine. 10 mins getting my clothes ready for work tomorrow, and my stomach was fine. 30 mins in the shower, and my stomach was fine. Why 👏🏽 is 👏🏽 it 👏🏽 after 👏🏽 my 👏🏽 deep 👏🏽 shower 👏🏽 my 👏🏽 ass👏🏽 wanna 👏🏽 act 👏🏽 a 👏🏽 fool 👏🏽.