being pregnant is like....

being pregnant is like ......

2 large scoops of double fudge brownie is too much

doritos does not taste the same

I drank 2 gallons of water why am I still dehydrated?

I am not going to go to sleep but I am surley too lazy to do any damn but lay in this bed

ooooo I want this....sike

I may have a slight smoothie addiction

I no longer like fried food

stop kicking me... why did you stop kicking pumkin?

your sooooo annoying.... why did you leave me alone

I'm going to be a kick ass mom... im going to be a horrible mom

I hate being single.... single for life

I miss sex.... I got toys you got this girl

I'm going to work out and eat healthy.... just finished a scoop of double fudge and bag of sunflower seeds original

plays with doghter for 5 mins.... ok get off me

mom your soooo annoying.... annoys mom and dad

I'm not going to speed today.... doing 85pmh on route 100

changes life plan 87times a day everyday

I miss alcohol

doctor said I can have 1 glass... you have 84 more days you got this

I need clothes.... yoyr not even that big, keep wearing legggings

I want a second job....I rather stay at home all day.... im bored with my life

I can continue but who knows how long this will be

you keep it going